AnythingUrban - by R Eldridge

WTF?? Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down

Seriously.  I tell no lies.

From Dead Serious News:

A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent.  Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.

According to Cummings’ partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has “multiple piercings on his manhood” which were detected during a full body scan.  As a result, Cummings was pulled aside for a pat-down.  Armani stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent “an inordinate amount of time groping” Cummings, who had apparently become sexually aroused.  Cummings, who has a history of sexual dysfunction, ejaculated while the TSA agent’s hand was feeling the piercings.  The TSA agent, according to several witnesses, promptly called for back up.  Cummings was thrown to the ground and handcuffed.

A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specific [sic] case, but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest.

And on the bright side, unconfirmed reports share that circumcised men will receive a voucher for a 20% discount on their luggage fees. [hehe]

My question is (notwithstanding a chance encounter with Nia Long)... what could be so potent, so alluring... so tempting to make me want to *stain my trousers?? And how do you label this story?  Is it disgusting, funny, or just plain ri-cock-ulous??

Perspective: From Mammy... to Jezebel... to Black Girls Who Rock!

 This is an essay... originally written in 2002.  I rarely share my "bunkered" essays, and this one is a little lengthy, but after watching Tyler Perry's "For Colored Girls" and encountering some very self-disparaging feedback about it and other Black movies in general (including some unabashed self blame), I felt compelled to touch this up and re share... just some perspective....

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Jezebel Stereotypes

The portrayal of Black women as lascivious by nature is an enduring stereotype. The descriptive words associated with this stereotype are singular in their focus: seductive, alluring, worldly, beguiling, tempting, and lewd. Historically, White women, as a category, were portrayed as models of self-respect, self-control, and modesty – even sexual purity, but Black women were often portrayed as innately promiscuous, even predatory. This depiction of Black women is signified by the name Jezebel.²

K. Sue Jewell, a contemporary sociologist, conceptualized the Jezebel as a tragic mulatto – "thin lips, long straight hair, slender nose, thin figure and fair complexion."³ This conceptualization is too narrow. It is true that the "tragic mulatto" and "Jezebel" share the reputation of being sexually seductive, and both are antithetical to the desexualized "Mammy" caricature; nevertheless, it is a mistake to assume that only, or even mainly, fair-complexioned Black women were sexually objectified by the larger American society. From the early 1630s to the present, Black American women of all shades have been portrayed as hypersexual "bad-black-girls."⁴

Are Rich Men Better Lovers?? The Caveman Theory

 

Ok ladies, this question is sure to raise a few brows, so let me explain the reason behind this:

Primal Pheromones... (Love Potion?)

"Just b/c I acknowledge your gesture from the whip doesn't mean that I'm gonna roll my window down in the rain so u can holla, my dude." (random rant from a friend) 

I have no idea why men do this, I may have been guilty of HWD (Hollaring While Driving), but I have also been a victim.  Why?  Primal instincts maybe?  Can phermones travel through glass and rain to draw attraction?  I don't know, but... oops, I'm digressing.

Check this out.  ABC News conducted an informal test of synthetic pheromones in a singles bar, using two sets of identical twins, one male and one female. One member of each pair was given an unscented pheromone spray while the other was given plain witch hazel containing no pheromones. The subjects were placed in different sections of a popular bar in New York City, and told not to "make the first move". The men received about equal attention from the opposite sex, but the sister who was wearing the pheromones was approached by 30 men as compared to who her no-pheromones sister with only 11 "hits". Bill Ritter was quoted as saying: "We cannot deny what we saw happen in the bar."

The Science of Sex Appeal

 

Did anyone watch “The Science of Sex Appeal” a few weekends ago?  Discovery Channel has a way of drawing me into shows that challenge conventional thinking; to call this interesting would be an understatement, as the two-hour special covered a wide array of topics related to human sexuality and courtship behavior.  From primitive instincts that draw attraction to the "love hormone" - the show even raised the possibility that certain people have a chemical disposition towards cheating (??)

This program offered many theories, like how women’s voices become sexier to men when they’re ovulating; how symmetry plays a role in what we view as attractive; why women are pickier at selecting mates than men; how men and women walk differently when they’re in heat, and why we’re drawn to certain body types.

Do you think we have a genetic predisposition to being attracted to certain people? Have you found yourself attracted to a particular lover’s scent? Do you think genetics and evolution play a role in monogamous relationships? Do women find that they feel sexier when they’re ovulating? Do you think that there could be a “love hormone?”

I included a few key videos for you to peruse.  They’re only about two-three minutes each, so check them out when you get a minute.

Speak your piece…

CHOOSY WOMEN

Why is it that women are choosier about their sexual partners than men? CLICK HERE to see vid.

 

WHY WE FLIRT
Do women flirt more when they’re ovulating? CLICK HERE to see vid.

 

MEN CAN’T RESIST FEMALE COPULANCE
Could copulance be a hidden weapon in women’s armory of attraction? Men seem to lose all ability to think clearly when exposed. CLICK HERE to find out what copulance is.

 

OUR ATTRACTION TO SHAPELY FIGURES

Why is the shape of the body so important? Scientist Carrie Johnson has determined certain shapes that drive us wild. CLICK HERE to see vid.

 

SEXY WALK

Ever wonder what attracts the opposite sex? Could it be the way you walk? CLICK HERE to see vid.

 

TESTOSTERONE VS. DOPAMINE

Testosterone and dopamine drive sexual behavior. What’s the difference? CLICK HERE to see vid.

 

DATING OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE

While scouting for an attractive partner, you might have to settle for someone “in your league.” CLICK HERE to watch a mate selection experiment.

 

DO WE MATE FOR LIFE

Are humans meant to mate for life? CLICK HERE to see vid.

 

UNSEXY SCENTS
Research has shown that a woman’s sense of smell protects her from mating with a relative. CLICK HERE to see.

 

Enjoy and share.

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